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Captain Frisbee
$ 15.00
SKU: DCM41-0006
I can soar like a Superhero when you toss that Frisbee for me to catch. All the humans stop and watch in amazement. I time each leap perfectly and snatch that gliding disc from the air like a superstar. I think I'm ready to save the world.
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Frisbee Champ
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM41-0001
I love playing catch. At the park or at the beach, when you let that Frisbee sail I'm off and running. I've gotten really good at nabbing that Frisbee mid-flight. Air Jordan has nothin' on me, baby! I got mad skills!
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Drinks On Me
$ 15.00
SKU: DCM40-0048
Dive in, the drinks are on me! I've tried many libations from many vessels; but the cocktail in this porcelain bowl is very refreshing. Tangy yet smooth, with notes that inger on the tonguge. This drink goes straight to my head.
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Pooper Scooper
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM40-0031
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Except in the house, of course. If tidiness is next to Godliness, then you must be a saint by now. You scoop the yard clean and the sidewalk on our walks. I've got the better end of this deal.
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Doggie Diploma
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM40-0030
Come. Sit. Stay. Down. These are tough classes I'm taking. There are fun courses too like fetch, catch, and shake. Of course, I'll do anything to please you... and get a treat. I think I'll work toward my doctorate in Doggie Obedience.
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Pee-Mail - Enamel
$ 15.00
SKU: DCM40-0026
The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.
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Bone To Pick
$ 15.00
SKU: DCM40-0025
Usually this phrase means a problem for humans; but for us dogs, a "bone to pick" is the happiest news of all. I love to rest in the cool shade of my doghouse and pick that bone all day. The very picture of canine contentment. Are you jealous?
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Princess Tiara - Charm
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM40-0023
I wear a tiara because I am royalty. I am pampered with treats and adored as I deserve. I wear a collar sparkling with beautiful jewelry. Of course I do. My throne is your lap. Please scratch my back. Yes. A little lower.
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Cone Of Shame
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM40-0022
I do not like this uncomfortable collar. You've dressed me in some odd things, but this beats all. I've heard this thing is also called a pet lamp shade or pet radar dish. What do you mean it's for my own good?
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Sweet Fragrance
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM40-0020
Supposedly the woman who inspired the Taj Mahal was the muse for this perfume. It has notes of vanilla, incense and rose. I, too, have a memorable canine odor that has notes of pond scum, decayed leaves and skunk. I see it makes your eyes water.
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Pee-Mail - Silver
$ 15.00
SKU: DCM40-0019
The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.
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Jimmy Chew
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM40-0013
I heard the brand name of your favorite shoes includes the word "chew". That makes total sense to me. Why waste these excellent items decorating your feet, when they can be enjoyed for their superior flavor and chewiness.
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Mailman Conquest
$ 15.00
SKU: DCM40-0008
This is my favorite doggie fantasy. I go postal on that intruder of a mail carrier and valiantly defend my territory. I don't just bite his leg, I rip it clean off and display my trophy proudly. Oh well, it's just a fantasy.
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Dog Whistle
$ 15.00
SKU: DCM40-0004
Humans can only hear up to 20 kHz. But I can hear in the ultrasonic range up to 45 kHz (a cat can reach 64 kHz). This whistle may sound silent to you, but it's loud to me. Make you worried? Maybe I can hear your thoughts too.
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Bunny Slipper Chew
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM40-0003
I know your toes get cold, but these furry slippers have a better purpose. They have an excellent mouth feel and good texture for my doggie teeth. Well, it's shaped like a rabbit for pity's sake. That's prey in my book.
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High Value Treat
$ 29.00
SKU: DCM12-0004
There's your average, everyday treat, and then there's your gourmet, delicacy, high value treat. I'm talkin' hot dogs, chicken skin, hamburger type treats! Or a really great bone that's worth burying. Like pirate treasure.
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Rawhide Chew
$ 19.00
SKU: DCM12-0003
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This knotted roll of leather can keep me busy chewing and gnawing for hours, and it tastes like cow! Better than a shoe. And you know I love chewing shoes! So, "rollin' rollin' rollin', keep them doggies rollin', rawhide!"
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Timeless Love
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM45-0003
This is my favorite toy. I've chewed him and pawed him and loved him since I was a pup. He comforts me and loves me too. Okay, so he's missing a few parts; but the more tattered he is, the more years of love I've given him.
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Cuddly Love
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM45-0002
Is there anything more cuddly and comforting than a Teddy Bear? Sure there is: ME! My wagging tail and cold nose are just as reassuring as any ol' stuffed bear. Of course the BEST thing of all is to hug us both.
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Rubber Duckie
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM42-0007
Pups and humans love Rubber Duckie, especially at bath time. It's fun to be covered in soapy suds and play with Duckie in the tub. I like to chew and bite my Rubber Duckie. He don't mind. "Rubber Duckie you're so fine..."
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Tennis Anyone - Enamel
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM41-0005
Humans like to swat this ball back and forth over a net. Not nearly as fun as racing top speed across an open field to catch this ball on the bounce. Or diving into a lake to retrieve. And why is zero called "love"? Love is the best score.
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Tennis Anyone - Silver
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM41-0002
Humans like to swat this ball back and forth over a net. Not nearly as fun as racing top speed across an open field to catch this ball on the bounce. Or diving into a lake to retrieve. And why is zero called "love"? Love is the best score.
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Doggie Stroller Charm
$ 19.00
SKU: DBM40-0036
This is some classy ride! I love to glide along in this stroller while you jog or walk in the park. Humans stop to pet me where ever we go. My ride has a top or I can go convertible with style. Yeah, my wheels are a chick magnet. (By the way, this is a charm and not an actual stroller.)
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Catch Some ZZZ's
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0035
We pups can sleep almost anywhere; but we like soft, cozy spots as much as you. Sofas, cushiony chairs, fluffy rugs, and your bed, of course, are all favorites. I have my own comfy doggie bed too. I'll share if you'll cuddle me.
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Peanut Butter Puzzle
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0027
This toy keeps me busy for hours. The outside is rubbery, bouncy, and chewy. My human fills the toy's hollow inside with sweet, sticky peanut butter which I try to reach with my tongue. I'm clever enough to lick this challenge!
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Kibble Time - Enamel
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0024
Is it suppertime yet? I'm starving! Can't you see I'm just wasting away for lack of food? I haven't eaten for an hour and that's seven dog hours to me! Hear my tummy growling like a wolf? I'm needin' a feedin'!
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Princess Tiara - Bead
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0018
I wear a tiara because I am royalty. I am pampered with treats and adored as I deserve. I wear a collar sparkling with beautiful jewelry. Of course I do. My throne is your lap. Please scratch my back. Yes. A little lower.
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Eau De Wet Dog
$ 19.00
SKU: DBM40-0017
I know your human scent and I have my own wonderful aroma, too. I roll in the grass, dirt and decay to preserve it. But I'm especially fragrant after a swim. Ah, the essence of a wet dog. Don't you wish you could bottle it?
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Love To Ride
$ 19.00
SKU: DBM40-0014
I hear your car keys jingle and I get so excited! I love to ride in the car. Oh please roll down the window so I can sniff the air and feel the wind flap my ears. The destination doesn't matter, it's the journey that counts.
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The Good Life
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0011
Humans like to say "Live, Laugh, Love." I guess you don't do enough of each. But we dogs know the true fulfillment of the good life : "Eat, Sleep, Poop." What else is there? Okay, maybe play. But we got the top priorities.
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Home Sweet Home
$ 19.00
SKU: DBM40-0010
There's no place like home. Whether it's a basket, a rug by the fireplace, or a little house of my own, I love home. Being in the doghouse is a good thing. Unless you're not there, then I sit by the door and wait for your return.
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Shaken Not Stirred
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0009
Of course I'm as suave and dashing as 007. I'll take on other dogs five times my size! I'm a popular lover too. So, if you please, I'll take my toilet water shaken but not stirred, with a garnish of doggie biscuit. Thanks.
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I Eat Homework
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0005
Kids have been blaming me for years for eating their homework. But now I confess, it's true. I eat everything! So if the human child uses me as their excuse, please believe them. I truly DID eat their homework.
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Kibble Time - Silver
$ 15.00
SKU: DBM40-0002
Is it suppertime yet? I'm starving! Can't you see I'm just wasting away for lack of food? I haven't eaten for an hour and that's seven dog hours to me! Hear my tummy growling like a wolf? I'm needin' a feedin'!
