Dog's Life

The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.

The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.

This is my favorite doggie fantasy. I go postal on that intruder of a mail carrier and valiantly defend my territory. I don't just bite his leg, I rip it clean off and display my trophy proudly. Oh well, it's just a fantasy.

I am vigilant in protecting my family. That's my job. As the family dog, I am always alert, on guard, watchful for any threat to my territory or loved ones. It's my badge of duty and honor. Then again, sometimes I bark for the fun of it.